Land Shark Grey

Land Shark GreyABOUT THE LAND SHARK The Land Shark has decided that since she's already an apex predator of the sea, it is time to move onto land to take over another biome. Look out land, here she comes! She didn't even need a tornado to get her here either. In order to appear less fearsome to all those tasty little mammals out there, she's made some changes. Now bipedal, and with nice rounded teeth, she appears cute and unthreatening. But beware small mammals, she

They just stick their tongue up their nose and eat snot

This Two Headed Penguin is handmade from polymer clay and has himself a tightly packed tinfoil ball inside him

Please note your Two Headed Penguin will be hand made after you place your order

and enough polymer clay/materials to make 2 sheep

Ninja Nug is calmly hanging there and is ready to rumble

and enough polymer clay/materials to make 2 cute little pugs

of that I can assure you

I can assure you

Don't make him laugh

Not only is she grumpy

so you'll always know what regiment he belongs to

but the moment you turn your back he's going to bump you off a cliff