Comfort Food Waffle Cone Spring

Comfort Food Waffle Cone SpringNothing says confidence like walking into an ice cream shop and asking for a waffle cone with enough ice cream to fill a bathtub. It takes a lot of guts to order that many scoops! That's the kind of self assurance I want in my own life, just with less dairy. And without all that same self assurance dripping on my shoes. 15 squishy inches of superior confidence. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!

That's the kind of self-assurance I want in my own life

Unicorns are pointy

Look at this bamboo chomper

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we would never make a Peach description that was all puns about butts

The Hot Dog you know and love from a hundred blissful summer cookouts and sun-dappled baseball games is a symbol of Americana

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nor do they break pomegranates

But the flower kept its silence

it's not that hard

Whether you have photo-worthy motivations in mind

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