My Favorite Position - Heavy Cotton Tee Color:Royal

My Favorite Position - Heavy Cotton Tee Color:RoyalConstantly nagged about your favorite sexual position? Fear not, this shirt is guaranteed to leave your potential non musician suitors in a state of confusion that will spiral into an abyss of deep introspection and self doubt. Or, you know, they'll just think to themselves "Why does that person have a trumpet on their shirt?" and then go back to their shift at Red Lobster.

can't talk

If you've ever played in a production show or pit orchestra

you are guaranteed to spark a heated debate with your fellow jazz fam about why Fuller didn't make the cut

We'll be at the bar

And yet never grows

bar mitzvahs

will never forget our truth

Womp Womp Womp

Is taller than trees

It's the perfect way to show the world that you're not just a mindless drone following someone else's instructions - you're an artist with the power to interpret and improvise

party in the back

Perfect for those who live for the thrill of being the only one in the room who gets the joke